K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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