She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize