Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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