Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Thank you for not boning my boss.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
