So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Everything about him screamed your future.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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