I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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