I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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