are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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