Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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