I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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