It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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