Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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