I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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