Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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