i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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