ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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