i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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