Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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