I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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