I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Randomize
