do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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