i would punch a child for taco bell
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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