It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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