the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she smelled like a LAN party
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
