Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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