so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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