i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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