i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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