Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Randomize
