so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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