did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so let's talk penis.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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