put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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