It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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