i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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