you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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