I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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