You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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