I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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