i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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