dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
tequila makes me forget i have legs
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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