Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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