Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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