people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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