You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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