she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
