Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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