i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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