PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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