just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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