After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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