i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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