it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
