in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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