420 ftw
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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